Monday, December 6, 2010

Weird Jokes

Hey dudes! Today I am now going to show you the weird joke all over and over and over again! Since it's almost Christmas I'm going to do a Christmas Joke.
So here it is: CHRISTMAS JOKES!


1:What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !


2:What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !


3: What sis the mald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
 



4: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?
A PINEAPPLE!
 

5:What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! 

That's all the Christmas Jokes now!

Nic-koda out! 

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