WeIrD jOkEs!

Heelllooo!

Heres todays Joke!

What is five plus six equals....

12! 

Dry!

Remix!

Hey everyone *snif snif*.

Oh sorry, I'm still sad about school.

But no worries.

Today's "Remix" is....... "Hello, Goodbye!"

I'm not really going to remix this song because it doesn't actually look like remixing.

This song is for those who I will not see anymore.

Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsWdk0NWWIM

You say yes, I say no 

You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye
Goodbye

Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello

You say yes, I say no
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Hello, hello (hello)
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, Hello

Oooh

Hela, hey helloa
Hela, hey helloa
Hela, hey helloa
Hela, hey helloa
(continues on in the background)
Hela, hey helloa
Hela, hey helloa

Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye

I say hello, Hello, Hello

Bye guys!

Weird Jokes

Hey dudes!
Yep I'm still sad but no worries.
I'm doing...............................WEIRD JOKES!


Here's today's cool and fantastic, weird joke.

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HAHAHAHA!


Funny right?


Relaxing Nic-koda out!

Remix!

I started to wonder..."why don't I just do Remixes everyday?". 
So do you know what I said?
I said Yes!
So now lets do it!
The song for today is called Need You Now.
About the Remix, its about your hat. You always need to bring your school HAT!
Heres the link for the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfsZyYPLoI


Picture perfect memories scattered all around the hall

Reachin' for the test 'cause I found my little pen
And I wonder if I ever cross the pod
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need your HAT
Said I wouldn't play but I lost all my hats and I need that HAT
And I don't know how I can do without it
I just need that HAT!

Another shot of speeches can't stop looking at the cards
Wishing you'd come teaching in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross the pod
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need your HAT
Said I wouldn't play but I lost all my hats and I need that HAT
And I don't know how I can do without it
I just need that HAT!

woah woaaah.

Guess I'd rather play than play nothin' at all


It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now

And I said I wouldn't call but I lost all my hats and I need that HAT

And I don't know how I can do without it

I just need your HAT!

I just need your HAT!

Ooo, kid , I need your HAT!


Relaxing Nic-koda out!

Remix!

Hey everyone. I was kinda bored so I remixed the lyrics of "Just the way you are".

So now I'm going to show you. This is for all the year 6's out there!

Oh your skills, your skills, make the teacher look like, their crying.

Your voice, your voice,  falls a part when your , talking

You guys are beautiful, and I tell you every day

Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment you, you won't believe me

And it's so, it's so, sad to think that you won't remember me.

But every time you ask me if I look ok, I say

When I see your report, there's not a thing that I would change

Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are

And when you smile, the whole school stops and stares for a while

Because Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are (yeah)

Your ears, your ears, I could Pierce, them if you want to

Your laugh, your laugh, you hate it when I get all embarrassed

Your so Beautiful , and I tell you every day

Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'd never ask you to change

If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same

So, don't even bother asking if you look ok

You know I'll say

When I see your report, there's not a thing that I would change

Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are

And when you smile, the whole school stops and stares for a while

Because Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are

The way you are, the way you are

Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are

When I see your report, there's not a thing that I would change

Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are

And when you smile, the whole school stops and stares for a while

Because Year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are

Cause year 6's you're amazing, just the way you are. Yeah

Hehehe!

Relaxing Nic-koda out!

Weird Jokes

Hey everyone! I am not going to do 17 lines ANYMORE! Because its so BORING!

So now I'm going to show you a small yet weird joke.

Why did John throw his watch in the air?

Because he wanted to see.. TIME-FLY!

Nic-koda out!

Weird Jokes

Hey dudes! Today I am now going to show you the weird joke all over and over and over again! Since it's almost Christmas I'm going to do a Christmas Joke.

So here it is: CHRISTMAS JOKES!

1:What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

2:What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !

3: What sis the mald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it!

 

4: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?

A PINEAPPLE!

 

5:What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! 

That's all the Christmas Jokes now!

Nic-koda out! 

Weird Jokes

Hey everyone! Today I'm going to show you the "WEIRD JOKE". But now I'm not going to do "DOUBLE WHAMMY". So here it is, the weird joke.

 

Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line?
HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you?
Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?
HelpLine: I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?
Caller: Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.
HelpLine: Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?
Caller: It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it.

At this point the HelpLine operator realized that the caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.

HAHAHAHA!

Nic-koda out! 

HAHAHAHA!

Weird Jokes (DOUBLE WHAMMY!)

Hhhheeeellllllloooooo!!!!! Today I am now going to show you the COOLEST, AWKWARD,WEIRD and STRANGE JOKE (For me I think it's pretty funny. I think it sucks for you). 

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be
upset. It won't be long now."

Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."

When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began. The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."

Did you get it? Okay here's today's "DOUBLE WHAMMY!Time!

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?

I don't know? But I'm not going to smell it.

 That was pretty weird right? Okay if you didn't understand the story, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE write a commenton this posts are the other ones.

Nic-koda out! 

Weird Jokes (DOUBLE WHAMMY!!)

Hey guy's! For the next 4 weeks I'm going to see if I can make all my posts go up to 24 lines or more. Okay So I will need a BIG, LONG JOKE! Okay let me see... Doo doo duuh duh, YES I GOT IT! Okay so here is the joke for today. 

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 

'I can explain.''Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. '

I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.'
'But, officer, I just wanted to say,...'
'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!'
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.'
'Don't count on it,' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom.'

Okay that's pretty dry. But I think you won't be bored anymore until you hear the next one right now!

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. 'Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger,' he told her.
'That's right,'she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting 'Don't flush! Don't flush!

                                

That was pretty funny right?

Nic-koda out!

  

Weird Jokes

Hey, hey hey! Here's today's "Weird Joke"

Hope  you enjoy!

The phone rings at the FBI headquarters. 'Hello?'
'Hello, is this FBI?'
'Yes. What do you want?'
'I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding guns in his firewood.'
'This will be noted.'
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, they found no guns so they left.
The phone rings at Tom's house. 'Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yeah they did.' 'Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.'


Nic-koda out!

Weird Jokes

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Welcome back to my BLOG! Today I'm still very sick and still GROUNDED! But I'm not giving up on blogging. Here's today's Weird Jokes.

Random Person: Knock Knock.

Owner of House: Who's there?

Random Person: I-p.

Owner of House: I-pwho? 

Random Person: There's no need to Poo! HAHAHA! 

The Random Person runs away.

Awkward! Hehehe!

Nic-koda out!

Weird Jokes

Here's today's Weird Joke.

What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!

HEHEHE! 

Nic-koda out!

Weird Jokes

Hey EVERYONE! Here's today's Weird Jokes.

Why did the boy throw butter at the window?

Because he wanted to see a butter-fly!

Hahaha funny right.

Nic-koda out!

Weird Jokes

You know what time it is? "2:40?" NO YOU IDIOT! " It's 2:41!" Anyways do you know what time it is? CORRECT! It's Weird Jokes, that's what time it is! Okay here's the joke for today!

Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

   

Um... I had no idea what that meant. 

NIC-KODA OUT!

Weird Jokes

Here is the joke for today.


Why did the man throw his watch out the window?


He wanted to see time fly!!!


Did you get that??? HAHAHAH!


Ah,,, tough crowd.


Nicholas out! 

RETRY! (What is it?)

Hey readers. About 2 weeks  ago I told you what was in the case. No one got it right (Well... no one wrote on the post :{ ) But... if you want to do it again click on this link http://7teencrew-nicholas.blogspot.com/2010/11/what-is-it_17.html:

Or if you want to do this weeks one stay here!

Hint: I fly in the sky.

Nicholas out!

Weird and Fantastic Body Facts!

Here are the body facts for today!

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life.

An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

What is it?

                    Today's winner was... MICHAEL! The answer was a VAMPIRE! 
                                              Vampires are scary right?
                                         Because they suck your blood and stuff.
                       Okay anyways... here's another one for you If it's so EASY!


                                  Hint: You do it when the sun shines on you.

                                                          Nicholas out!

                                                

Cool and Thinking Games!

Hey, Hey, Hey guys! Or you bored doing nothing? Well I'm here to prevent THAT! Here's is two ways to prevent that. 

 1. Playing games! 
One of the games is called... PHIT! Phit is about fitting the shapes        into the yellow  square.   
You have to make sure all the shapes are in it.


Here's another game you can play!
It's called... Draw-Play! Draw Play is a game were there is spikes, walls and flags. The way out of the obstacle is to reach the flag. How to reach the flag you say? Well this is how. You draw a path with your mouse and walk on the line. If you get hit on the spikes or fall down on the bottom it's instant kill.


Well there you have it. That's two ways of preventing BOREDOM! 


Nicholas out!