Hey guy's! For the next 4 weeks I'm going to see if I can make all my posts go up to 24 lines or more. Okay So I will need a BIG, LONG JOKE! Okay let me see... Doo doo duuh duh, YES I GOT IT! Okay so here is the joke for today.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began,
'I can explain.''Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. '
I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.'
'But, officer, I just wanted to say,...'
'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!'
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.'
'Don't count on it,' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom.'
'But, officer, I just wanted to say,...'
'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!'
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.'
'Don't count on it,' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom.'
Okay that's pretty dry. But I think you won't be bored anymore until you hear the next one right now!
There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. 'Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger,' he told her.
'That's right,'she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting 'Don't flush! Don't flush!
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. 'Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger,' he told her.
'That's right,'she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting 'Don't flush! Don't flush!
That was pretty funny right?
Nic-koda out!
